AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
Scene: a COURTROOM.
A JUDGE presides over the sentencing of a defendant, GARY GLITTER, who is dressed in full spangly 70s regalia.
JUDGE
Mr Glitter, you forced yourself onto literally hundreds of underage girls.
Do you deny this?
GLITTER
No, your honour. But, in my defence, I did write Rock & Roll Part II,
which was an absolute choon.
JUDGE
I see. Not guilty.
(hammering gavel, to BAILIFF)
Next case, schmucko!
Mr Glitter, you forced yourself onto literally hundreds of underage girls.
Do you deny this?
GLITTER
No, your honour. But, in my defence, I did write Rock & Roll Part II,
which was an absolute choon.
JUDGE
I see. Not guilty.
(hammering gavel, to BAILIFF)
Next case, schmucko!
FIN.
C.C. 19/11/11
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